Public service annoucement:

Dear girlwhocametotheparty&neverremovedyourbigsunglasses; Metallics are *hot* this season, I give you that. Metallics with neutrals, though, are the way to go during the day (noon is definately DAY). If it's an outfit you would wear at night with no changes (save for the big sunglasses, maybe, maybe not), do as Coco Chanel and remove one thing before you leave the house. How about that big, long, multi-strand, gold necklace? (See above picture) How about that very tight, very shiny, metallic-y, Michael Stars nylon-y, tunic that made your otherwise cute figure look rather wonky & highlighted LOTS of little flesh "extras"? (See above picture) Or how about those jeans with the embellished back pockets that I can only assume were embellished as the tunic covered it and made your butt look like J-Lo's, as a 70 year old, might. Leggings are back. (See above picture) Embrace them, my new friend who didn'ttalktomebecauseI'mofthesamegender,same team, I suppose. Then again, you did manage to hook up with someone and leave. I'm just a girl; what do I know?!